that did not cost that much bought from the back door of a local pub.

From a strange looking man with one leg and no cat

to rub and pur on his leg stub

Which had woodworm

that seemed to dance a bit

when it got wet

while singing dont tell my heart, my anky branky heart...

in the style of Led Zeppelin

and even wearing spandex shorts like in the 80s

although not quite the same figure as he had at that time so they were very tight.