Faultimatum..(folt' ee may' tum) n.
The point in every marriage where one person is told they have to admit they were wrong....or else!

Hurriclean...(hu ree' kleen) n.
The frenzied clean up that occurs when you learn that you are having an important visitor at short notice.

Hympersonator..(him pur' sin ay tah) n.
A person who only goes to church once a year, and doesn't know the words to the hymns, but still mugs along as if they're singing.

Hoptimistic...(hop tee' mis tik) adj.
To keep checking the fridge, late at night, in the belief that a final can of beer must still be hiding in there somewhere.

Horrorgami...(hor ah' gah mee) n.
The vain attempt to re-fold a road map back the waay it came, especially in high wind or while still driving.


Digger Mortis..(di gah' maw tis) n.
An affliction suffered by Council road crews, whereby they appear to be leaning on their shovels, but in fact have died at some point during the day.

any more out there?

cheers

zambuk

This post was last modified: 02-17-2008 06:40 AM by zambuk.

LOL I am a Hympersonator.

Guilty of the hurriclean. ::raises hand::

GLUEDINI...

A person who, having just used superglue, finds all his fingers are stuck together, and he must now try to escape.

GONE VIVANT

A good time boy who has passed his prime.

KUNG FLU

A verbal battle between husband and wife over whose cold or flu is worse, and thus who should be mollycoddled by the other.

LOPFOOTED

Descriptive of a kid whose sand shoes(joggers) are bigger than its head

MALE-ADJUSTED

Pertaining to the male belief that the more of the product you use, the better will be the result, whether it's washing powder, shampoo or Viagra.

cheers

zambuk

This post was last modified: 02-26-2008 06:36 AM by zambuk.

LOL ;D This is some funny stuff!