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Seniors @ 08-19-2007 05:31 PM

An old couple (ages 70s) were sitting in a pew at church. The wife turns to the husband and says "Dear, I just let out a silent fart, what do I do?" The husband says "Turn your hearing aide up".

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Re: Seniors @ 08-19-2007 06:31 PM

LOL! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Seniors @ 08-30-2007 07:14 PM

I am afraid I'd laugh out loud if I heard someone fart in a church or even lodge...the youth of laughing at farts is still in me Tongue

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Re: Seniors @ 09-03-2007 03:18 AM

We'll all become cranky old farts one day, and then everyone can laugh at us!

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Re: Seniors @ 09-03-2007 09:31 PM

I want to be the one who sits on my porch screaming "punk kids, get off my lawn" LOL

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Re: Seniors @ 09-04-2007 04:30 PM

I can imagine that being said by Homer Simpsons father before he falls immediately asleep! ;D ;D

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Re: Seniors @ 09-07-2007 06:25 PM

LOL

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