WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Oh, and before we forget ...

"Whatever"

...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

LOL@ last one ;D :

Whatever you say you will be in trouble!

I have been there... :-\

Yes, more than once!

I hear those examples all the time, I always thought there was something underlying to them.

And yet we still do not understand women even after all these years. The rules seem to change all the time and I get even more confused as to what to do or say. Women??!! can´t live with them, can´t live without them but we love them anyway! ;D

if we tried to live without them, we'd be eating out of the same dirty plate for weeks and our eyes would go from watching TV all day ;D

Not too bad here I have the instructions for the dishwasher and to watch telly all day, bliss! :o ;D